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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:48
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
So, the docs changed it to read
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
No go.
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No way
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Do you think Japan will have same-sex marriage by 2030?
Freaks and Cheeks
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
So they tried
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Just Forget it!
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Loons and Moons
Still no good.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Nuts and Butts
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No, not a chance
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is there a housing crisis in Europe?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
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What trains transport cars and passengers near Pompano Beach, Florida that goes to New York?
Next, they tried...
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Everyone loved it.
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